Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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