I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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