Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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