I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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