am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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