This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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