you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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