I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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