He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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