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Where did you get a picture of my penis
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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