i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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