I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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