put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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