): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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