Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I believe in your delicious
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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