HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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