vagina is talking i cant
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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