He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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