you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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