So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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