I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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