Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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