I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
where are my pants?
in the oven.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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