I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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