Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They are going to name an STD after you.
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