Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
