So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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