You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
