Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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