Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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