dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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