How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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