I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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