Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
