I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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