all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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