I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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