Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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