i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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