so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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