you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He did a backflip because drugs
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