Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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