I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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