It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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