..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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