Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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