We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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