Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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