I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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