so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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