Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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