Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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