that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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