Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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