fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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